Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
