We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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