there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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