they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
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The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
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OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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