I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
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