Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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