do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
True strength comes from lack of pants
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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