Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
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Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
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All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
How does it feel to date your dad?
I licked your asshole in confidence.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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