No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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