And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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