I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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