Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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