There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
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Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
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I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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