And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
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Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
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Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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