I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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