so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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