This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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