She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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