if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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