come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
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