okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
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