belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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