what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
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She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
he quoted the bible to break up with me
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
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I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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