its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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