i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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