Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
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