i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
Randomize
