words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
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he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
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My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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