how hairy? two words: wookie tits
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
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my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
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Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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