The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
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so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
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I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
Randomize