Where did you get a picture of my penis
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
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