i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
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