I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
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It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
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I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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