am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Randomize
