I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
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I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
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Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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