Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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