your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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