just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
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I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
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Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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