All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
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That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
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You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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