So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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