yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
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He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
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You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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