All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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