so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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