So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
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The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
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Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
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