i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
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I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
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He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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