awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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