Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I fill condoms, not promises.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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