I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Randomize
