Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Randomize