the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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