Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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