If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
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DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
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He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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