drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Need sex. Gaining weight.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
sex in a hospital.. check
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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