Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
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Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
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I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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