im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
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You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
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Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
last night I used snow as a chaser
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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