I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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