Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
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I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
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I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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