I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
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Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
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Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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