You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
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