Having a random hookup so left but love u
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Randomize
