Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
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so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
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Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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